Back on January 9th, a group of HELLS ANGELS, South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,
"Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"
She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked . . . "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe . . .
why don't you give ol' George here your best last kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that . . .
and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.
After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
Nu ja kāds ir bijis Tretjakova galerijā un iepazinies ar V.Vasņecova gleznas "Spēkavīri"
vēsturi, gleznota no 1891. līdz 1898.dadam, kad par BMW un to pilotu intervenci Krievijā vēl nekas neliecināja , tad tie zinās, ka šī bilde ir iemesls tūkstošiem anekdošu un simtiem parodiju bilžu interpretācijai
Piem.: Jāj pa ceļu Iļja Muromietis. Skatās - triju ceļu krustcelēs akmens guļ.
Uz akmens uzrakstīts: "Taisni jāsi – pa purnu dabūsi. Pa labi jāsi – pa purnu dabūsi. Pa kreisi jāsi – pa purnu dabūsi." Stāv Iļja Muromietis apjucis un domā, uz kurieni tad jāt. Stāv, stāv, te pēkšņi no debesīm atskan balss: - Davai, vecīt, fiksāk štuko, citādi tepat dabūsi… u.t.t.
[ Šo ziņu laboja Valkyrie, 20 Jan 2016, 22:32:10 ]
Tikko izlasīju vienā krievvalodīgā lapā divas labas tēzes:
="Visas šīs naftas cenas un akciju kursi izdomāti, lai novērstu mūsu uzmanību no galvenajām vērtībām - seksa, alkohola un rokenrolla!"
="Slinkums tā ir cilvēces evolūcijas laikā izstrādājusies spēja intuitīvi nojaust veicamā darba nelietderību dotajā laika periodā."
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