----------------- Katrs maizes klaips ir kā traģisks stāsts par graudiem, kas būtu varējuši kļūt par alu...
Bet alu taču netaisa no kviešiem!? Taisa! Un arī no rudziem!
ja sanāk brīvāks brīdis, šo i vērts palasīties.
īriete par viņas dzīvi Latvijā un vietējiem tikumiem. http://expateyeonlatvia.wordpress.com/
labākais no vidus. laba ironija un pārsvarā objektīva kritika caur humora griezumu.
neliels izvilkums:
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First stop? The local bar/shop.
[IMG]tipisks mazveikals[/IMG]
Here’s where you’ll find all the drunk Russians, standing around the doorway with their mongrels – and their dogs. Sasha, Pasha, Sasha, Pasha and Sasha will not move to get out of your way, so you’ll have to step out into the street to get around them. Once or twice a week, you’ll be treated to the free entertainment of their girlfriends/wives, sometimes with mini-Sashas and Pashas in tow, dragging them away from the bar, kicking and screaming. Having never actually ventured inside, I don’t know if there is a bathroom but mostly, the men seem to drain the lizard here:
[IMG]aiz mājas stūra[/IMG]
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...un šis īpaši labs. es arī vienmēr esmu ieņirdzis par medicīnas sabiedrības ARS izrunu angliski.
...I trotted across the street to the ‘Medicīnas sabiedrība ARS’ or ARS Medical Centre. (Yes, it really is pronounced ‘arse’ and yes, as I’m so mature, I normally I giggle every time I walk past it.) But for the first time in 3 years, I wasn’t laughing.
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11 Dec 2013, 07:18:19 Niere rakstīja:
...un šis īpaši labs. es arī vienmēr esmu ieņirdzis par medicīnas sabiedrības ARS izrunu angliski.
...I trotted across the street to the ‘Medicīnas sabiedrība ARS’ or ARS Medical Centre. (Yes, it really is pronounced ‘arse’ and yes, as I’m so mature, I normally I giggle every time I walk past it.) But for the first time in 3 years, I wasn’t laughing.
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Niere, vai tiešām Tev pietiek ar miegu naktī mazāk par 5 stundām un 10 min., varbūt pa dienu laiks pagulēt?
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In a country that’s more than 50% forest, believe it or not, they were in the process of building a roof garden on top of this shopping centre.
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turpinot no iepriekšējās lapas.
dāma nolēmusi iepazīties ar kādu vietējo kaklu.
te viņas beznosacījuma dzēšamo saraksts:
Clearly, I needed a better system. I started to get ruthless. Messages from the following were instantly deleted:
anyone with forest in their nickname
tubby Russians in tracksuits – clearly the only thing he’d ever done in that tracksuit was lie on his sofa
anyone wearing a silver suit and holding wellies
anyone with tractor in their nickname – and no, spelling it in the Latvian way with a ‘k’ doesn’t make it any more exotic or sexy
anyone wearing a ‘crazy’ wig – no, it does not give you personality
anyone with no photo – let’s face it, you’re married, aren’t you?
anyone who thinks this – – is a conversation starter. It isn’t. Delete.
any LATVIAN who asked ‘But why Latvia?’ more than 3 times in as many minutes. Seriously, if a Latvian can’t understand why I live here, how can I expect anyone else to?
anyone who said ‘1.54m? Seriously?’
anyone who is 19 or 83.
Kas par cilvēkiem...., nesauksim nevienu vārdā...
Atkal piesmieta vesela lapa ar "vajadzīgiem komentāriem"...
Ir kāda problēma - neviens reālajā dzīvē Tevi neizklausa ?
".. Ja tā padomā, kādas briesmas rada sieviete pie stūres! Vakar redzēju, kā sieviete blakus joslā ar ātrumu 80km/h vienlaicīgi krāsojās un ķemmējās, skatoties aizmugurējā skata spogulītī.
Kad es to ieraudzīju, man pat skuveklis kafijā iekrita...
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