turpinot no iepriekšējās lapas.
dāma nolēmusi iepazīties ar kādu vietējo kaklu.
te viņas beznosacījuma dzēšamo saraksts:
Clearly, I needed a better system. I started to get ruthless. Messages from the following were instantly deleted:
anyone with forest in their nickname
tubby Russians in tracksuits – clearly the only thing he’d ever done in that tracksuit was lie on his sofa
anyone wearing a silver suit and holding wellies
anyone with tractor in their nickname – and no, spelling it in the Latvian way with a ‘k’ doesn’t make it any more exotic or sexy
anyone wearing a ‘crazy’ wig – no, it does not give you personality
anyone with no photo – let’s face it, you’re married, aren’t you?
anyone who thinks this – – is a conversation starter. It isn’t. Delete.
any LATVIAN who asked ‘But why Latvia?’ more than 3 times in as many minutes. Seriously, if a Latvian can’t understand why I live here, how can I expect anyone else to?
anyone who said ‘1.54m? Seriously?’
anyone who is 19 or 83.
Kas par cilvēkiem...., nesauksim nevienu vārdā...
Atkal piesmieta vesela lapa ar "vajadzīgiem komentāriem"...
Ir kāda problēma - neviens reālajā dzīvē Tevi neizklausa ?
".. Ja tā padomā, kādas briesmas rada sieviete pie stūres! Vakar redzēju, kā sieviete blakus joslā ar ātrumu 80km/h vienlaicīgi krāsojās un ķemmējās, skatoties aizmugurējā skata spogulītī.
Kad es to ieraudzīju, man pat skuveklis kafijā iekrita...
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