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Tēma: Joki, anekdotes un viss smieklīgais

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zikers
11. Aug 2010, 08:13#1586

Kopš: 28. Mar 2010

Ziņojumi: 33

Braucu ar: brāli : colosāli :)

ideali kreisie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqK1d8X8y6U&feature=related
BMW R1150GS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3Cu8BZJ_hw

[ Šo ziņu laboja zikers, 11 Aug 2010, 08:17:07 ]



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jachus
12. Aug 2010, 12:36#1587

Kopš: 26. Aug 2008

No: Rīga

Ziņojumi: 205

Braucu ar: z1000

Ričuks labāk pats brauks : TuTrubā

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Freefayer
12. Aug 2010, 12:42#1588

Kopš: 04. May 2009

No: Jelgava

Ziņojumi: 1744

Braucu ar: buell ulysses, boober, indian, HD


11 Aug 2010, 16:30:48 genaadijs rakstīja:
wtf




kādam bijis jautri, šodien braukšu uz veco darba vieto skaidrot kas to izdarija. un sitīšu ka šķīst

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kidd
12. Aug 2010, 13:53#1589

Kopš: 31. Mar 2009

No: Salaspils

Ziņojumi: 3272

Braucu ar: Kawa ZX6R

Nu - es nezinu kursh to ir izdariijis un arii nezinu, kursh fotograafeeja. Bet nekaadu baigo ljaunumu un skaadi neredzu.

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Varis
12. Aug 2010, 16:38#1590

Kopš: 13. Oct 2009

No: Rīga

Ziņojumi: 117

Braucu ar: CBR 600 , Jawa 634

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emils90
12. Aug 2010, 22:16#1591

Kopš: 07. Sep 2009

No: Liepāja

Ziņojumi: 713

Braucu ar: cbr1000rr

labs appi...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fwEnqpfWeQ&...player_embedded#!

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emils90
12. Aug 2010, 22:33#1592

Kopš: 07. Sep 2009

No: Liepāja

Ziņojumi: 713

Braucu ar: cbr1000rr

pareizie suņi http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYTqXt4WFqc&...=player_embedded

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emils90
12. Aug 2010, 23:21#1593

Kopš: 07. Sep 2009

No: Liepāja

Ziņojumi: 713

Braucu ar: cbr1000rr

neatceros vai bija,bet nu arī otro reizi jārēc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYTqXt4WFqc&...=player_embedded

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Atvars
13. Aug 2010, 08:19#1594

Kopš: 02. May 2008

Ziņojumi: 241

Braucu ar: BMW R65

Nav gluži prikols, bet zibens pēriens- tas ir ļoti nopietni.


Daugavpilī uzņemtajās fotogrāfijās redzams, ka zibens burtiski izkausējis Audi alumīnija virsbūvi.

Zibens iesper Audi

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tom_b
13. Aug 2010, 09:12#1595

Kopš: 16. Jul 2008

No: Rīga

Ziņojumi: 770

Braucu ar: V2 & V6


13 Aug 2010, 08:40:30 genaadijs rakstīja:
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emils90
13. Aug 2010, 11:46#1596

Kopš: 07. Sep 2009

No: Liepāja

Ziņojumi: 713

Braucu ar: cbr1000rr


13 Aug 2010, 09:52:25 genaadijs rakstīja:



čoma piekabe izskatās,ka viņa ceļos ari uz Rēzekni

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DOPING
13. Aug 2010, 13:53#1597

Kopš: 09. Jun 2010

No: Jūrmala

Ziņojumi: 1329

Braucu ar: BMW

Pendele saunā

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smukapele
13. Aug 2010, 14:07#1598

Kopš: 16. Aug 2008

No: Kandava

Ziņojumi: 1226

Braucu ar: Ar močiem nebraucu, tikai bildējos pie tiem!


13 Aug 2010, 13:53:58 DOPING rakstīja:
Pendele saunā

par šito labāka nav

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Место женщины на кухне… где она сидит в удобном кресле, задрав ноги, пьет вино и смотрит, как муж готовит ужин.

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tom_b
13. Aug 2010, 15:42#1599

Kopš: 16. Jul 2008

No: Rīga

Ziņojumi: 770

Braucu ar: V2 & V6

Dear Support,

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition , Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.
I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!

Thanks,
Troubled User..
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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User,

This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under "Warnings-Alimony-Child Support". I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear"5.0 to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

BEST OF LUCK,
TECH SUPPORT

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Atvars
13. Aug 2010, 19:51#1600

Kopš: 02. May 2008

Ziņojumi: 241

Braucu ar: BMW R65

Kāpēc grūtniece nevar braukt ar moci.

[ Šo ziņu laboja Atvars, 13 Aug 2010, 19:56:08 ]



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Superyder
13. Aug 2010, 23:30#1601

Kopš: 25. Jan 2010

No: Rīga

Ziņojumi: 399

Braucu ar: kmxxx

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHwHb7TBnIY&...player_embedded#!
bērniem nedrīkst internetu..

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Mija
13. Aug 2010, 23:40#1602

Kopš: 12. Jun 2008

No: Rīga

Ziņojumi: 285

Braucu ar: Honda NX 250 - nozagts


13 Aug 2010, 23:30:36 Superyder rakstīja:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHwHb7TBnIY&...player_embedded#!
bērniem nedrīkst internetu..


He he, viņiem tak ir pat n-tie singli

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ositis
15. Aug 2010, 22:40#1603

Kopš: 12. Oct 2008

No: Dobele

Ziņojumi: 308

Braucu ar: BMW 730i.... Kawasaki GPZ600

ar ragavinam.
pr

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jimbeam
15. Aug 2010, 23:30#1604

Kopš: 28. Apr 2009

No: Rīga

Ziņojumi: 472

Braucu ar: K1200RS

Triku meistars

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mouss
16. Aug 2010, 00:16#1605

Kopš: 23. May 2008

No: Jelgava

Ziņojumi: 1733

Braucu ar: Zigi Aprīli

grīda

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