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smukapele
13. Aug 2010, 14:07#1601

Kopš: 16. Aug 2008

No: Kandava

Ziņojumi: 1226

Braucu ar: Ar močiem nebraucu, tikai bildējos pie tiem!


13 Aug 2010, 13:53:58 DOPING rakstīja:
Pendele saunā

par šito labāka nav

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Место женщины на кухне… где она сидит в удобном кресле, задрав ноги, пьет вино и смотрит, как муж готовит ужин.

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tom_b
13. Aug 2010, 15:42#1602

Kopš: 16. Jul 2008

No: Rīga

Ziņojumi: 770

Braucu ar: V2 & V6

Dear Support,

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition , Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.
I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!

Thanks,
Troubled User..
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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User,

This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under "Warnings-Alimony-Child Support". I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear"5.0 to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

BEST OF LUCK,
TECH SUPPORT

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Atvars
13. Aug 2010, 19:51#1603

Kopš: 02. May 2008

Ziņojumi: 241

Braucu ar: BMW R65

Kāpēc grūtniece nevar braukt ar moci.

[ Šo ziņu laboja Atvars, 13 Aug 2010, 19:56:08 ]



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Superyder
13. Aug 2010, 23:30#1604

Kopš: 25. Jan 2010

No: Rīga

Ziņojumi: 399

Braucu ar: kmxxx

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHwHb7TBnIY&...player_embedded#!
bērniem nedrīkst internetu..

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Mija
13. Aug 2010, 23:40#1605

Kopš: 12. Jun 2008

No: Rīga

Ziņojumi: 285

Braucu ar: Honda NX 250 - nozagts


13 Aug 2010, 23:30:36 Superyder rakstīja:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHwHb7TBnIY&...player_embedded#!
bērniem nedrīkst internetu..


He he, viņiem tak ir pat n-tie singli

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ositis
15. Aug 2010, 22:40#1606

Kopš: 12. Oct 2008

No: Dobele

Ziņojumi: 308

Braucu ar: BMW 730i.... Kawasaki GPZ600

ar ragavinam.
pr

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jimbeam
15. Aug 2010, 23:30#1607

Kopš: 28. Apr 2009

No: Rīga

Ziņojumi: 472

Braucu ar: K1200RS

Triku meistars

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mouss
16. Aug 2010, 00:16#1608

Kopš: 23. May 2008

No: Jelgava

Ziņojumi: 1733

Braucu ar: Zigi Aprīli

grīda

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DB
16. Aug 2010, 01:41#1609

Kopš: 08. Jun 2010

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15 Aug 2010, 23:30:19 jimbeam rakstīja:
Triku meistars

Meemaakais stanteris...

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liekeedis
16. Aug 2010, 08:19#1610

Kopš: 30. Jul 2009

No: Brocēni

Ziņojumi: 1024

Braucu ar: kaifu


16 Aug 2010, 01:41:23 DB rakstīja:

15 Aug 2010, 23:30:19 jimbeam rakstīja:
Triku meistars

Meemaakais stanteris...


bljaaaaaaaa!!!!! Griida
Vislabaakais kur vinsh teelo putnu..

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Atvars
16. Aug 2010, 12:34#1611

Kopš: 02. May 2008

Ziņojumi: 241

Braucu ar: BMW R65



Krievijas baikeri brauc kaili.

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Tvinky
16. Aug 2010, 17:51#1612

Kopš: 25. Sep 2009

Ziņojumi: 607

Braucu ar: Merinu


13 Aug 2010, 19:51:33 Atvars rakstīja:
Kāpēc grūtniece nevar braukt ar moci.



Tas ir čalis, tiešāk, M13 pazīstams arī kā 13Mordeth. Un tajā video viņš lauza prikolu kā est McDonalds ar visu ķiveri - ja nemaldos tur viņam vnk saputojās kola un viss izgāja pa vafeli ārā.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e12lEzK2qec

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emils90
16. Aug 2010, 20:13#1613

Kopš: 07. Sep 2009

No: Liepāja

Ziņojumi: 713

Braucu ar: cbr1000rr

sarežģītākā telts ever http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HV9x0w8fXLY&...=player_embedded

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emizz
16. Aug 2010, 20:23#1614

Kopš: 06. Jul 2010

No: Jūrmala

Ziņojumi: 81

Braucu ar: HONDA Civic EH9


16 Aug 2010, 08:19:39 liekeedis rakstīja:

16 Aug 2010, 01:41:23 DB rakstīja:

15 Aug 2010, 23:30:19 jimbeam rakstīja:
Triku meistars

Meemaakais stanteris...


bljaaaaaaaa!!!!! Griida
Vislabaakais kur vinsh teelo putnu..

http://www.moto.ru/memory/?id=313
skumji..tas tas pats džeks

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jurro
16. Aug 2010, 20:24#1615

Kopš: 16. Oct 2009

No: Rīga

Ziņojumi: 1077

Braucu ar: S1000RR-SRF edition


16 Aug 2010, 20:13:07 emils90 rakstīja:
sarežģītākā telts ever http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HV9x0w8fXLY&...=player_embedded



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Jerez-Valencia-Pannonia-Cartagena-Parnu-Poznan-Bikernieki-333

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dzivnieks
16. Aug 2010, 20:25#1616

Kopš: 15. Sep 2008

Ziņojumi: 555

Braucu ar: Hayabusa


16 Aug 2010, 20:13:07 emils90 rakstīja:
sarežģītākā telts ever http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HV9x0w8fXLY&...=player_embedded


gar zemi. labakais ka vinjsh megjinaja parlikt telti pari.

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creasy
16. Aug 2010, 22:20#1617

Kopš: 22. Aug 2008

No: Rīga

Ziņojumi: 116

Braucu ar: KS

http://www.spoki.lv/joki/jautajumi-un-atbildes/142448

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Born to bi wild!!!

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madzho
17. Aug 2010, 10:04#1618

Kopš: 24. May 2010

No: Rīga

Ziņojumi: 112

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15 Aug 2010, 23:30:19 jimbeam rakstīja:
Triku meistars

grūta galva čalim...

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muraans
17. Aug 2010, 19:13#1619

Kopš: 13. Mar 2009

No: Rīga

Ziņojumi: 82

Braucu ar: r1

nihujasebe striptizu dejo:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H1zjRU8hBo&...player_embedded#!

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janka
18. Aug 2010, 03:17#1620

Kopš: 16. Aug 2008

Ziņojumi: 98

Braucu ar: 2008 Yamaha Road Star Silverado edition 1800cc

Nu man vairs nav šaubu, ka cilvēks ir nokāpis no koka un evolūcija darīja savu, šie daži salīdzinoši nesen norāpās.
Mans gan nogāzās no sausā zara, nepaspēju nokāpt....


17 Aug 2010, 19:13:12 muraans rakstīja:
nihujasebe striptizu dejo:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H1zjRU8hBo&...player_embedded#!

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